Of Lost Swimbaits and Near Decapitations

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Of Lost Swimbaits and Near Decapitations

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I know a guy who fishes the pond who is one of those "I Only Throw Swimbaits" guys. He eats, sleeps and $hits swimbaits. A few days ago, he had made his way down from the parking area, with what seemed to be yet another gargantuan sized plastic swinging from the end of his 9 foot setup. He began flinging the pearl colored swimbait, the bait crash landing on the water with a deafening splash, scaring everything swimming within a 25 foot radius of where it landed and sending the frightened ducks scattering in every direction.

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He spotted me and made his way over and then the usual friendly banter began.

"Hard at work I see. You catch anything with your little finesse 4 inch curly tail secret scented hand poured worm that you refuse to reveal?" he asked while picking out a backlash.

"Yeah, I'd ask YOU if you've caught anything, but we all know the answer to that one. You know, has anyone told you that sound like one of those Olympic shot putters every time you cast that thing?"

"Whatever. It's a 10 inch Magdraft. It weighs like 7 ounces! Anyway, I got it in the Clearance section. Real cheap."

"The Clearance section eh? I wonder why. In any case, try not to hit any of those geese with that thing. Liable to take out the entire flock in one cast....you'll have enough feathers to fill a comforter."

Our delightful conversation was interrupted when a fellow fisherman stumbled down from the same parking area, 2 rods and a tackle box in one hand, and a 5 gallon Home Depot bucket in the other, a metal stringer attached to it, clanging on the cement like if he was The Ghost of Power Bait Past. He cracked open a Steel Reserve he had hiding in the bucket. I guess it's 5 PM somewhere.

My buddy and I stared at this guy as he rigged his rods up, using a spark plug as a weight, and made a cast. He looked around his feet for a moment, and then quickly realized that cement was hard, and he could not stake down his metal rod holder into the pedestrian walkway. So, his brilliant solution was to stake it down in the grass; the same grass that sits BEHIND the pedestrian walkway. He attached a bell to the tip of the rod, and proceeded to cast his second rig, his hunk of bait flying off behind him, while his weight and now bare snelled baitholder flew towards the middle of the lake. He positioned the other rod holder in the same manner as the first, right smack into the grass. Now he had TWO lines about neck high that were cast across the pedestrian walkway.

"You know that's not gonna end well."

"Not at all," I replied, shaking my head in agreement.

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My buddy mustered enough courage to walk over to the guy, limbo'ing under one line, and ducking under the second, politely telling him that it's probably not a good idea to have two rods thrown out across the walkway, where, you know, people are walking. The guy politely told him to "*uck off," and we continued walking.

"What'd he say?" I asked, knowing full well I had heard their entire interaction. (I just wanted my buddy to relive the trauma of being told to '*uck off' by a complete stranger.)

"He told me to '*uck off!' Can you believe it?!"

"Well...did he at least say, 'Please?'"



I did get a fish to go that day throwing a small a free rigged Yamamoto Flappin Hog Jr (yellow bag), which as usual, came along some man made structure. Omar, the 16 year old Resident High School Dropout/Part Time Bass Fisherman was doing his laps on his electric scooter instead of being in Wood Shop, and raced towards us and snapped a quick picture.

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"What'd you get him on? And don't say a Senko like you always do."

"A Senko."

He muttered "Dick" under his breath as he whizzed off.

"SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL!?" I yelled back.

After I released the fish, to the shock of the few who had gathered around sharing their favorite fish soup recipes with me, Omar continued his frantic pace around the cement walkway on his scooter, looking like the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland. No idea what he's in a rush for as he has no job and doesn't go to school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Suddenly, his forward progress was stopped when he ran into that guy's fishing lines. He tried to avoid them at the last minute and bobbed when he should've weaved, and ended up getting clothes-lined by the guy's braided line, and then dragging the guys rods and reels 50 feet down the walkway, losing his balance and his scooter, as he went tumbling on the grass.

"Told you that wasn't going to end well."
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Hilarious as usual. Keep the stories coming.
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Thanks for a humorous start to my morning. Now off to fish Murray😁
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Gotfish? wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2025 6:00 amKeep the stories coming.
I wish they were stories. I'm not making any of them up.

In fact, I snapped a picture of the guy who nearly decapitated my buddy Omar with his rods tossed out:

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The lady in the picture almost ran into them as well, and only stopped after the guy yelled at her to 'Watch where you're going, aye!'

I may also add that you can see the guy is wearing rubber boots, and decided for a while to stand about 5 feet in the pond to cast, while the water was up to his knees, as if he was casting to bonefish on the flats in the Yucatan.
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Post by Carpkiller »

The second best description of a fishery......topped only by this....

“The Carmel is a lovely little river. It isn't very long but in its course it has everything a river should have. It rises in the mountains, and tumbles down a while, runs through shallows, is damned to make a lake, spills over the dam, crackles among round boulders, wanders lazily under sycamores, spills into pools where trout live, drops in against banks where crayfish live. In the winter it becomes a torrent, a mean little fierce river, and in the summer it is a place for children to wade in and for fishermen to wander in. Frogs blink from its banks and the deep ferns grow beside it. Deer and foxes come to drink from it, secretly in the morning and evening, and now and then a mountain lion crouched flat laps its water. The farms of the rich little valley back up to the river and take its water for the orchards and the vegetables. The quail call beside it and the wild doves come whistling in at dusk. Raccoons pace its edges looking for frogs. It's everything a river should be.”
"What??? Cats don't even LIKE the beach!!!!"
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Post by KillinTime »

It's typical, and not surprising. Great story. Those fish are healthy in that cement pond.
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Oh man, that was an awesome tale of a hilarious outing. Nice fish, as well.
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