
So I'm minding my own business on Saturday, quietly extracting three-pound spotted bay bass from somewhere between the S.S. Financial Mistake and the M/V Divorce Settlement, when I make the fatal error.
I make eye contact.
I wave.
Huge mistake.
Next thing I know, some dude in one of those $10,000 motorized kayaks changes course like he'd just spotted a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti. I'm thinking maybe he's going to ask if the bite's been good.
Nope.
I've accidentally wandered into a floating TED Talk.
For the next several minutes I receive a complete unsolicited seminar covering:
the local fish report...
where I should actually be fishing...
what I should be throwing...
his 'sponsors'...
his Instagram...
his YouTube...
his "don't forget to smash that Subscribe button" speech...
and finally...
...a complimentary bag of garlic-scented hand pours that now have my float tube smelling like an Olive Garden dumpster behind a Bass Pro Shops.
Now don't get me wrong.
If pouring plastic in your garage is your weekend hobby, respect. Have fun inhaling burnt PVC fumes, melting through old microwaves, and permanently seasoning your clothes with non-biodegradable glitter. But if you’re out here treating the local harbor like an infomercial and trying to monetize your garage project, you better be ready for the most basic question in bait design:
What does your bait do that I can't already buy?
The answer always is:
"Well...it's got custom colors!"
Cool.
So instead of Silver Smoke, you've invented Smoke Silver.
Instead of Morning Dawn, you have Sunrise Dawn.
Game changer.
Then I look closer.
Same $hit Netcraft molds we've all drooled over since we were 12 years old still ordering from mail catalogs.
Same ugly craw with the bent appendages.
Same crooked swimbait.
Different logo.
Different Instagram handle.
Same bait.
Anyway...
While my float tube slowly absorbed Eau de Garlic Swimbaits and I contemplated whether I now owed this guy a Like, Follow, Subscribe, Notification Bell, Patreon membership and whatever else these dudes do
...I happened to catch my personal best spotted bay bass.
Turns out I was too busy actually fishing.
The full story is on SoCalAngler
https://www.socalangler.com/personal-best-spots/